Here at #YOLO we think we gotta crash in the night to make a bang, give it the adrenaline rush that I think we're all looking for. Sometimes there are just too many options, or no options some other times!
So how is a bro to know what to get up to these nights? That's what #YOLO is for. We only live once and it can't be wasted! Have fun bros, shout out into the night, and go to the best crashes in town!
#YOLO employs a sophisticated system (hahaha), entirely researched and put together by yours truly.
We start with the
Train Wreck: As per usual, the train wreck is a pretty clear disaster. Completely gone off track, it's the bad kind of crash. It pretty much sucks, sometimes even painful to attend or contemplate, depending on what it is.
Then we have the
Kitty Crash; a hommage to Lolcat lovers around the world, kitty crashes are cute but can also be kind of lame. It's not exactly in, not exactly out, difficult to categorise but it's kind of worth clicking on for a quick chuckle, and then move on.
Next up, The Motorcycle Crash, or the Two Wheeler Crash; these are decent kinds of crashes - and have a little bit of leeway in categories, less interesting ones might be bicycle crashes, while more worthwhile can be full fledged Moto GP crashes. In other words, if I bro is at a loss for something interesting to do one night, he could do worse than a two wheeler crash.
Of course, then we get to the solids of the solids, always dependable: The Car Crash. Car crashes are good shit, they're the kind of crashes you start moving your schedule around for. If you #YOLO, then these crashes are for you. Some are better than others, for sure - but generally you can count on a good time with a car crash level.
Bros' we know there are car crashes year round but you know what the safest mean of travel is? Yes sir, defying gravity itself and flying in the air. That's why it's so glorious when a P
lane Crashes! Planes crash only like once or twice a year and that's how often an awesome, not to be missed under any circumstances, event takes place. Watch out for them is all I'm saying.
Last but not least, those are rare folks:
The Space Crash. Let's be honest bro's, I love New Sarum but it's not New York - space crash doesn't happen every year but when it does you can be sure I'll be watching. That's all I'm saying. Peace Out. *Drops the mic*